Trump Sandwich: A Political Snack with a Side of Sass
Trump Sandwich: A Political Snack with a Side of Sass
In the great culinary halls of political satire, one Canadian café decided to skip the speeches and serve a sandwich instead — the now-legendary “Trump Sandwich.” It wasn’t just lunch. It was a full-course roast of former U.S. President Donald Trump, disguised as a deli special.
Let’s break it down, layer by layer:
White Bread — A jab at "white-bread" conservatism and the perceived blandness of Trump’s political vision.
Full of Baloney — “Baloney” isn’t just meat — it’s slang for nonsense. Enough said.
Russian Dressing — A saucy nod to the infamous Russia connection.
Small Pickle — No explanation needed. We’re all adults here. 🙃
This tongue-in-cheek combo wasn’t served with fries — but it definitely fried up the internet. Social media exploded with laughs, outrage, and applause. One user quipped, “Tastes like lies, with a hint of dictatorship,” while another added, “Finally, a sandwich I can sink my free press into.”
What made it even better? The menu board didn’t even call it